My New Year's Wish- To Have A Dog's Life

My husband surprised us with a priceless gift (well not exactly priceless – he cost what?!)
-Anyhoo, I realized after having an 8 week old puppy for a few days that if I could come back as a puppy, I would. I’d sleep 18 hours a day, eat, drink, get into mischief and be forgiven because I’m so cute, sleep where ever I damn well please and get rewarded for peeing and pooping. Can you say “dream life”?
Yup. Welcome Louie or should I say King Louie. Oh how I envy you.