5 Reasons Why Working at the Krusty Krab Ain’t so Bad

Driving to school today, we were discussing what college is about. I explained that college teaches us all we need to know for what we want to be when we grow up. So like any curious person, I asked my 4 year old, what she wanted to be when she was big. Annoyed that I didn’t remember, she answered, “Mom, I told you! I want to make krabby patties!” I laughed inside and told her that was great. So being a positive person, I drove into work thinking about why that wouldn’t be such a bad job.

Here are my 5 reasons why working at the Krusty Krab making Krabby Patties wouldn’t be so bad.

  • Healthier Food – The food is healthier than other fast food options out there. I mean face it, burgers are much greasier and less healthy than crab meat.
  • Equal Opportunity – Mr. Krabs has his faults but he hires and caters to all kinds… sponges, star fish, crabs, squids, fish of kinds and even squirrels.
  • Sufficient DemandĀ  – The Krusty Krab is always busy and Spongebob alone helps keep demand on the up and up.
  • No Competition – The only competition is the struggling Chum Bucket. The owner is evil and they only serve chum. I don’t really consider them competition.
  • Location Location Location – What better place to work then in the Bikini Bottom. Who does not love the ocean?

So all in all I support my daughters decision to work along side Spongebob and make Krabby Patties when she grows up!

Side note: Isn’t it weird that Mr Krabs serves Krab?


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